Dear Portland,
My sister’s boyfriend is always hitting on me (eye contact, etc.) when she’s not around. I know he wants to sleep with me and I’m so attracted to him physically that I really want too. I know I’m crazy, what should I do?
Crazy!
Dear Crazy,
This is the question you should've asked me…
Dear Portland,
What is the absolute, without-a-doubt way for me to "catch a beat-down?"
my reply…
Dear Crazy,
Let your sister find out you slept with her man!
“Catfight” Love, Portland
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